Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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