im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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