That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
