haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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