So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
What a dumb baby whore.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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