She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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