P.S. I can't hear my feet
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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