i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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