when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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