I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
