I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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