kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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