Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
this boner is exhausting
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
