It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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