if you like me you must not know who I am
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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