I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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