:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
