i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
wow bdsm is so cute
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
