Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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