at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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