i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
