You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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