New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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