Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
well most of my day revolves around power hour
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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