I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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