I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Bring me that man meat
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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