and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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