wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
