He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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