what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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