It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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