OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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