The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
