no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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