he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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