You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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