mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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