He is an equal opportunity slut.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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