let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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