Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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