Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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