I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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