My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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