google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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