This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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