yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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