Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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