You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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