I'm gonna have a badass scar
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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