I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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