she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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