Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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