so explain again why im purple
no
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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